February 2012
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
What if homework didn't exist? →
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some Chocolate, It'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Red vs. Blue fandom: Blame Tucker
Star Wars fandom: Trust your feelings.
Tumblr in general: Steal the Declaration of Independence.
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psych night ...
first of all, all of my classmates would be there
it’s going to be at night
i don’t even know how to get there
i have to wear a dress
i have to wear some makeup and shit
i am too fucking ugly
i don’t know what to wear
i have no shoes yet
i’m gonna miss tumblr
those fucking teachers are just forcing us to go there
… blackmailing us for the extra credits and...
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
make a joke: lose a follower
post photo of self: lose a follower
reply to an ask: lose a follower
blink: lose a follower
exist: lose a follower
reblog this post: most probably lose a follower
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol